Michael Fassbender | Jimmy Fallon - 8 May 2014
Someone please do this
"YOURE immature" i whisper as i draw cartoons of myself as the x-men beating up the girl who called me immature
if you shit on people younger than you to make urself feel important then theyre probably way more mature than you are anyway
Professor - To all the student. If you see a man in a cape, do not be afraid. He’s just overly emotional. Also tell him to remove said cape because it tracks mud onto the carpets.
loving him was the blood of angry men: a playlist of les miserables but with taylor swift songs because this is how maria copes with post-show sadness
tell me why (work song) // innocent (valjean’s soliloquy) // state of grace (at the end of the day) // white horse (i dreamed a dream) // the lucky one (lovely ladies) // back to december (who am i) // mean (the confrontation) // untouchable (castle on a cloud) // 22 (master of the house) // better than revenge (stars) // red (red and black) // change (do you hear the people sing) // a place in this world (in my life) // enchanted (a heart full of love) // sweeter than fiction (one day more) // the outside (on my own) // safe & sound (a little fall of rain) // never grow up (bring him home) // i knew you were trouble (javert’s suicide) // sad beautiful tragic (turning) // haunted (empty chairs at empty tables) // mine (every day) // long live (epilogue)
(also credit for the image goes to whoever made it because I know I saw it on tumblr before but I got to it through google where there was no link to the tumblr source so I am very sorry op)
You were a terrible baby, do you know that? Bawling all the time, never sleeping. And one night you just wouldn’t shut up, screaming like a dying pig. I walked over to your crib, I looked down at you. I wanted to strangle you. And you looked up at me and you stopped screaming. You smiled at me. Don’t die so far from the sea.
not your TOES we would have understood if you dropped your ice cream in self defense
not everyone is beautiful ok im just gonna say that right now
Imagine your icon gets drunk and unleashes a secret inner talent as a super fantastic strip dancer
remember how everyone freaked out and complained when they moved the reblog and like buttons to the bottom of the posts even though it was a logical decision and a great improvement
imma criminal yo —> representin’ the ABQ, bitch. [listen]Intro: 1. get back - ludacris2. 420 - kottonmouth kings // 3. can’t be touched - roy jones // 4. lose my mind- young jeezy // 5. move bitch - ludacris // 6. young boy talk - wiz khalifa // 7. rhymin and stealin - beastie boys // 8. stronger - kanye west //